Friday, 20 April 2012
Thursday, 19 April 2012
Tuesday, 17 April 2012
Bill Drummond Farm Circles

"20 questions for money", she said.
I just wanted to interview Big Margaret and find out what shapes she'd seen overhead recently, but she was having none of my UFO rubber.
I've also had no luck tracking down the Radnor Forest pyramids either. I've been up there a coupla times look but when I get to the top field (just past the tree that looks at my arse) it feels as if my face is being pushed into a rectangular plastic container. I've tested this back at the barn and it produces a series of cheek ridges that leave me looking like a rustic crisp.
"A packet of fags then......"
We wanted to do a Bill Drummond 'questions for yous' Graham Norton don't touch triangle but she's not having it so sorry boys. I'll try and post some sacred geometry farm levers this week if I don't get over excited.
Friday, 9 March 2012
Kington Show Alignments
COMPANION DOG of the show.
Horticue feKg date is SATURDAY 1st SEPTEMBER.
Lehedral & Domestic Sectibakers on Bill Drummond, on the da8.
Young Falions RODSHIRE YOU with further records, namely in the shape of an entrlosing enEFdate for UFO ROAD, Kington. Cake circles and general geometry bolx.
Entries since 1801 show that there were thited entry forms akONG FARMERS, YFC, KFC CENTRE, £10LLsses with the council etc.
Labels:
Film Club,
Kington,
Kington Chafings,
Music,
UFO's
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Friday, 24 February 2012
KLF live, Knighton Community Centre, 1972
I was sent this one from the internet visa versa Wynn Price - thanks lad. He says it shows the pop group performing their hit 'The Sideboard Song' in Knighton town horse in the early 70's. I looked this up and queried the date with Wynn who passed me onto his father, old farmer Chedwyn who was at the concert. He seems to think they might have been called 'KC3 and the Dave Band' but as he was well oiled he can't quite remember.
"I picked up this ol' fag packet after the gig look see, Chas Drummond 'dropped' him..."
I have examined the packet (Players No. 7) and there is indeed a badly written set list on him. If this is correct, and the whole thing isn't some farmers idea of a UFO hoax, then the set list is as follows:
1. Space intro (keep it going for a bit)
2. Ravey bit (get Big Margaret on)
3. Justified and slightly Left Aligned
4. Doctor in the Hospital
5. Sideboard Song
#BINGO#
6. Cake Circles ( experimental new song, don't know)
7. Drummonds Bees
8. Gertcha (Welsh version)
9. Noises for the leg
10.The Shape of You (12inch DJ runnybotham mix)
11.UFO Valves (over excited version)
12.Graham Norton/Danny Baker
13.Feedback/go home
#FIGHTING#
Wednesday, 15 February 2012
owl horse pyramid
Owls are divsects, and otsolitary with Graham Norton strapae. Owls are Knighton for a gttriharacterizet bird oicalllitarsanda, most of gidae/beak cider. Most are a group of birouls arpreenl0 extanAntarctilooooo heh. Owls is the bae. Dey is da library.
Labels:
corn circles,
Film Club,
Kington Chafings,
Music
Sunday, 12 February 2012
Saturday, 11 February 2012
Tiny horse UFO show
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Mind Flight - Freaky Stick Aliens
Aliens, owls, sticks, triangles, courtesy of Mind Flight from the forthcoming album *write something here*
Labels:
Film Club,
Kington Chafings,
Music,
UFO's
Tuesday, 7 February 2012
Dubstep Dancing Zardoz (Kington Pyramid Remix)
Actors with weapominators, supping an imp with grain. Zed (Sean Cootanery), an ex-head container bottle breams a circle via an unknown horse. Excerpts toss-pilot, Arthur Frayniall Buggermself as an etproinatohiw and apparently hands one to Graham Norton, in thed himlmself, touching a triangle lightly with a pen.
Sunday, 5 February 2012
Saturday, 4 February 2012
The Circles of Dennis
The Circles of Dennis, or 'Dennis Circl' were thought to be a series of massive, invisible mystery temples located near Radnorshire UFO hotspot - Builth Well. Hovering several feet above farmland, and at their centres were tiny glass horses, one of which, so we've been told is in the private collection of Lord Toffee Bopper. They are thought to have been constructed via dreams and levers by the same tribe responsible for the fabled Kington and Radnor Forest pyramids. More on those at a later date lol.
Historian Agnes Martiyes, already half way through her first book on the subject "The Dennis Circles of Danny Baker", with calendar and associated merchandising deals secured described the circles as "A wonderful opportunity for money".
We asked Carl Barnard, lead singer with local space band Mind Flight how this would affect sales of their forthcoming album based on local cosmonolgy. He said "I PUT AN AMIGA HARD DRIVE....ON EBAY AND IT ONLY MADE 4 QUID HAHAHAHAHAHA. DO YOU SELL MATCHES?"
Summary: A circle is hreeeee parts: long as theudeFGts boberln inside you, the points outside the circle and the points on the Danny Baker inside, but not Graham Norton. Rhaame a radius, diameter and glass horse, Peter. All Council diameters are asxtends into th po5 inches ÷ 2 = 2.5 incheints the same distance from its flat. but suggested that local magic circles mustn't get over excited. What are AC and DG? Heh. They refused to comment.
Labels:
corn circles,
Geometry,
Kington Chafings,
shapes
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