Thursday, 21 June 2012

Donkey ate my fridge


Hello everone… I’m on vacation for my birtday this week. So, I have to reprise my special mind for you this week also. The thing I’ve chosen for you today is about a horse triangle I did via my head a while back. Many of you commented and probably have lots of fruits and veggies and fags, I thought I would share it again.

So, here it is: I was milling about, walking inside my refrigerator, hoping for inspiration in shape with geometric UFO meat-fun, when it hit me! Today’s topic would be Healthy Horse Refrigeration Nose Tub!

My husband always tells me, “Honey, you may not like to cokc but you love to horse!” Ahhh, truer words weren't spoken overexcited. So, there in front of me, inside the crippers whispering filthy lies to me, were several bags of fresh pop. Hmmmm, I wonder what the horses would eat besides the usual flang, ling and rubber. Herein began the alternative horse test (and clean out your frudge while you’re at it) taste test potpourri Drummond cushion lever testy.

Current fuzzy faces who are presently marauding about the barn lmao.

DO NOT FEED COUNCIL/VEGGIE LIST:
Cabbig
Broccoli trees
Caulinflower
Boobharb
Dave Onion
Potito
Tomatyou
Acorns in shape
 

Thursday, 26 April 2012

The Rubber Hillage Quandarangle


I've been looking at this sacred pie triangle magic book again lol:
One of dese things is that the sum of any triangle's three exterior ledges is 360 degree rub. In other words, if you measure all Drummonds triangles from the outside, not from the inside, from the outside, then add them up, you'll get a Hillage cusp. What else is 360 degrees around the outside FFS? A circl, from the outside. This thing could go on its own but at this point it might be more interesting to bring a couple of tractors in for comparison's sake. That's because, in the square, it's the four internal ledges that add up to the thing.

*sigh*

The perfect rubbery leg is the most stable (and stubborn!) of astrologiap'es, from the outside, whereas the triangle boy is arection in a way that the ramamamarammma is not. There are also many blah blah blah Graham Norton -- the rectangle, OBVIOUSLY, but also many quandarangles with internal ledges that deviate from the shape of you. But the fact remains that the sum of the internal ledges always equals a poo. The quandarangles, whether square, triangle-pointy, shipshap or conical-underfun, no matter what the local council say is always focused on the inward stability suggested by my housing benefit being LATE AGAIN.

Thursday, 19 April 2012

The Codex, Part 1: Cow Geometry Magic




They're all here....

Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Bill Drummond Farm Circles

bill drummond



"20 questions for money", she said.

I just wanted to interview Big Margaret and find out what shapes she'd seen overhead recently, but she was having none of my UFO rubber.

I've also had no luck tracking down the Radnor Forest pyramids either. I've been up there a coupla times look but when I get to the top field (just past the tree that looks at my arse) it feels as if my face is being pushed into a rectangular plastic container. I've tested this back at the barn and it produces a series of cheek ridges that leave me looking like a rustic crisp.

"A packet of fags then......"

We wanted to do a Bill Drummond 'questions for yous' Graham Norton don't touch triangle but she's not having it so sorry boys. I'll try and post some sacred geometry farm levers this week if I don't get over excited.

Friday, 9 March 2012

Kington Show Alignments





COMPANION DOG of the show.

Horticue feKg date is SATURDAY 1st SEPTEMBER.

Lehedral & Domestic Sectibakers on Bill Drummond, on the da8.

Young Falions RODSHIRE YOU with further records, namely in the shape of an entrlosing enEFdate for UFO ROAD, Kington. Cake circles and general geometry bolx.

Entries since 1801 show that there were thited entry forms akONG FARMERS, YFC, KFC CENTRE, £10LLsses with the council etc.


Wednesday, 29 February 2012

FARMING SIMULATOR 2011



Friday, 24 February 2012

KLF live, Knighton Community Centre, 1972




I was sent this one from the internet visa versa Wynn Price - thanks lad. He says it shows the pop group performing their hit 'The Sideboard Song' in Knighton town horse in the early 70's. I looked this up and queried the date with Wynn who passed me onto his father, old farmer Chedwyn who was at the concert. He seems to think they might have been called 'KC3 and the Dave Band' but as he was well oiled he can't quite remember.

"I picked up this ol' fag packet after the gig look see, Chas Drummond 'dropped' him..."

I have examined the packet (Players No. 7) and there is indeed a badly written set list on him. If this is correct, and the whole thing isn't some farmers idea of a UFO hoax, then the set list is as follows:

1. Space intro (keep it going for a bit)
2. Ravey bit (get Big Margaret on)
3. Justified and slightly Left Aligned
4. Doctor in the Hospital
5. Sideboard Song

#BINGO#

6. Cake Circles ( experimental new song, don't know)
7. Drummonds Bees
8. Gertcha (Welsh version)
9. Noises for the leg
10.The Shape of You (12inch DJ runnybotham mix)
11.UFO Valves (over excited version)
12.Graham Norton/Danny Baker
13.Feedback/go home

#FIGHTING#

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

owl horse pyramid





Owls are divsects, and otsolitary with Graham Norton strapae. Owls are Knighton for a gttriharacterizet bird oicalllitarsanda, most of gidae/beak cider. Most are a group of birouls arpreenl0 extanAntarctilooooo heh. Owls is the bae. Dey is da library.

Sunday, 12 February 2012

Dreams inside Knighton clock tower



Saturday, 11 February 2012

Tiny horse UFO show






Found this on that You Tube thing the other night, some old boy put him up:

"I witnessed the glowing hors over the fields of radnorshire it was like a mental UFO"




Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Russian Jet Fighter crosses UFO before Crash



Mind Flight - Freaky Stick Aliens



Aliens, owls, sticks, triangles, courtesy of Mind Flight from the forthcoming album *write something here*

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Dubstep Dancing Zardoz (Kington Pyramid Remix)




Actors with weapominators, supping an imp with grain. Zed (Sean Cootanery), an ex-head container bottle breams a circle via an unknown horse. Excerpts toss-pilot, Arthur Frayniall Buggermself as an etproinatohiw and apparently hands one to Graham Norton, in thed himlmself, touching a triangle lightly with a pen.



Sunday, 5 February 2012

Who is this Owl