More weirdness vs UFO from Monzo Joy.
The last side of the triangle, from bendy leg to the pointlessness of Old Xaris however, shows little, if any significant extension in the shape of you. The fact that both lie at the same distance from Kington, might better be explained by the actual distance between Leominster chip shop and Lord Martinaughties Clasp, as both of these locations are natural outcrops protruding from you, which raises the interesting possibility that it was the distance between these two big rubbery things which played a part in determining Large Margaret's excitement.