Saturday, 29 November 2008

Wiltshire orb

We sometimes go to Wiltshire and watch the corn circles. This satellite photo taken just down the road from the Old Flag, September 12th, just after closing time. It was a grand night - full of pies.

Geometry of the deconstructed circle

The day I took the picture above, I saw a very large, cigar-shaped UFO flying just south of New Radnor. The UFO, or, 'saucer' was approximately 75 to 100 feet long and about 10 to 15 feet high - with a shape like a big joint or a thin coathanger, or maybe one of the Circl Works (the ongoing series of white relief construction by Graham Housego that set out to explore the geometry of the de-constructed circle). It looked like a toilet lid viewed edge-on sideways if you bend right down. It was grey in colour; a lighter shade on top with some red in it and a darker shade on the bottom with some blue or green in it. No control mechanism was visible and there were no levers. No fins or scales of any kind. It flew slowly into the direction of the (now sadly defunct) Eagle pub, and never reappeared; despite my having waited 15 minutes for them to open.

I never had no chance to photograph it.

Friday, 28 November 2008

In a state of fluxhouse

I heard about the Windlesea Art Society being talked about as "an international avant-garde movement active in major Welsh, Essex, French, Swedish, and Welsh cities." Its participants were a divergent group of pensioners with nothing better to do and whose most common theme was their delight in other peoples misery. Their members avoided any limiting art theories, and spurned pure aesthetic objectives such as 'looking as good as the photo', producing such mixed-media works as found shinty, fart art, broken orchestras, and collages of readily available materials such as old lightbulbs, Stonehenge, false teeth and their occupants, valves, council workers 'on a break', wigs, legs and discarded Queen albums.

Their activities resulted in many events or situations, often called "what is this" — works challenging definitions of art as 'she is totally blind and wears a "head bumper" to protect her from any knocks'.

We have expanded our range of gifts, she said, and produced more Christmas cards to suit all tastes and (some in a special rubber coating), at your request, have a slimline calendar in addition to the popular larger calendar (A0 size for big-o) and focused on objects -- performances, guerilla or street 'theatre', concerts of electronic music — many of them similar to what in Sleaford were known as 'what'.

Geometry of Stonehenge/Wiggins

Me and Dave were walking back from the Flag at about 12pm Sunday 9th November 2008 and we observed that the series of Y holes, in addition to its centre being further to the Northeast, is a poor representation of a circle. In fact it is almost a square.

I believe there is an alternate reason for their positioning, but I need some more time to think about it.

Is Stonehenge the pinnacle of Neolithic geometry, or is it just a case of dodgy brickwork?

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Blacksmoke - Gimpo Gimpo (M17 donkey)

Blacksmoklf - Gimpo Gimpo (M17 Live Versional contrubilaute geometric lumps mixy)

AAAH - Judith Chalmer Acid (Bill Bailey)

KLFcommunications something here.....#valves
#Another thing here.

I just did something

You wear your ears well, true to the testament of loose fitting flesh.

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

You are a banana moon subverting the sun.

Your unexpected shinty entangles us in a web of premature leaves and precocious wigwalkers.
Your face is like an imperfectly shaven giant head.
Be still, my love, my gronkjunkled flarge. I am consumed with your collection of grotesque fans dripping with pocked congealed vim.
Your pharyngeal hair trickles divine underbelly flatulence of my geometric Kylie erector set with Chas and Dave style piano.

My vision won't be cuddly...
My vision won't be cuddly...
My vision won't be cuddly...
You are a banana moon subverting the sun.

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Linear distribution

Speaking to the Treasury Select Committee, the governor of the Bank of Englind linked the appearance of ley lines with underground streams and magnetic currents.

Distribution Director Wallace Valves stated "The shape of a triangle can be represented as a point on the sphere, and the distribution of all shapes can be thought of as a distribution over the sphere. And the sphere can be linked directly to a triangle. I felt this on my leg."

Old Maps of Hereford, Kington, Ledbury and Leominster

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The power of shapes

"Why do these leaves have such a hypnotic effect on my mind? And not only on me - Sire: PMF King Cole (Black with Cross NLP 31.5")

Many otherln are affected by them. But what makes these hair shapes so sexy? During reconstruction of the different hair circles you will see that...over and over again, nearly every time you think you come across a coincidank, ...over and over again, you can be sure that it is a coincidank and anot a hiar shirty. You will, for example, find co owned with Michael and Dave Reedy of Ass-prinsy Acres. ."

"The shapes work deep inside my body in such a way that it enables me feel things that I was unable to access before without levers."

Dave also says, "The shapes have played a major role in the change which I have seen take place in so many people who became involved with me. Other friends who did not become involved with these shapes, did not become involved with me."

"The power of the shapes is not because they were paired with exception jennets hand picked by Michael and Dave Reedly. No, the power resides in the shapes themselves and in the patterns of my mind."

No Metal Parts to Rust - House of Pie

# Valve is a Precision Ground Ball made of E.P. Rubber and we notice how the triangle and square fall on these points - A + ¾(3A/4 + 12A/36) = 2A where A is area of the main square triangle - Made for wet conditions aye
# Color of Drain Housing is a Rrrrse Yellow - bersons without interest in mathematics merely derive an aesthetic delight from the shapes frothbarn d'tick
# It was a 'rubber diagram of temple foundation in Kylie', he said. Wicking Pad for dispersing water is made of a non-woven Polyester Plastic by area versus circumference
# icking Pad color is white. or red.
# Raised lip around the circle is divided by 1/6th and 1/3rd parts in 'a' and by octagonal arcs in 'b, protects rocks and gravel from loosening the pad so that the areas of those within are half those without chafing.

Monday, 24 November 2008

New valves/UFO settings

The light, colored predominantly (8.33!C), blinked at a rate of ~1Hz (one blink per second). The light was illuminated for ~500ms (possibly 497ms) and was off for another ~500ms (possibly 497ms). The flashes binty were evenly spaced; never oh aye. It also hung stationary in the air like a large tin, for approximately 35 seconds, then suddenly began to slowly move off/bit quicker now until it was obscured by a nearby barn approximately Kington.

Levers via Evenjobb