Showing posts with label Plumbing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plumbing. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Robbie Williams encounters pie shaped UFO's

bill drummond pie


You understand the Kington mechanical advantage, lever.

"Kington mechanical advantage", or "biveragell" is the ratio between how much you get out of your leggy linkage and how much you put on. Biveragell advantage may be looked at as a ratio of you or as a ratio of him. Imagine a magic lever with a pivot (plinth) 1/3 of the way along it, slightly around the back bit:

Boze
Side B of your lever is twice as long as their leg, side A looking at you funny, so boze is 2:1 for you (or 1:2, depending on)

Side B will move 2 times as far as side A, under that ridge, but you will have to push on Side A with 2 times the force to lift a weight on Side B, ensuring you push the cusp into the very awkwardly placed slot.

The crucial thing is that changing the leverage by creating a special, will affect both the force and the shape of you at the same time, since they are two sides of Farmer Drummond. You cannot increase the can to horse ratio without permission from the council.

Lower rear shapes, special excitement, or mounted with leaves heh.

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Kington eX Factor finalist duet details leaked

This weekend's Kington eX Factor final, round the back of the thing, near Kwiksave car park, looks set to be the most star-studded in ages as details of the guest performers start to emerge out of the shape of you.

According to the Leominster Rumbler, the three remaining contestants are set to duet with pop superstar royalty: Big Margaret with the drummer of 70's superstars, Pipkins, Acid Head Terry with Leominsters own accordianist supreme Dave Bedge, and Old Les Price with Wilf Rubbers, who once supported The Afternoon Delights.

Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney is not expected to make a solo performance during the show, council sources revealed.

If the rumours of the Dave Bedge appearance are true, it will be the second time he has performed in Kington, following his controversial release from hospital in October.

The singer's performance of his home tape 'Somebody's Knockin' on my Tracter' on the first live show was slated by critics who said he appeared crazy-eyed and over excited.

A Kington eX Factor source told this blog: "Everyone has a lot of love for Dave and it would be a fantastic conclusion to the show if he came back and played a couple of songs off of his tape look but I don't want any trouble."

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Blacksmoke - Gimpo Gimpo (M17 donkey)


Blacksmoklf - Gimpo Gimpo (M17 Live Versional contrubilaute geometric lumps mixy)

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

No Metal Parts to Rust - House of Pie



# Valve is a Precision Ground Ball made of E.P. Rubber and we notice how the triangle and square fall on these points - A + ¾(3A/4 + 12A/36) = 2A where A is area of the main square triangle - Made for wet conditions aye
# Color of Drain Housing is a Rrrrse Yellow - bersons without interest in mathematics merely derive an aesthetic delight from the shapes frothbarn d'tick
# It was a 'rubber diagram of temple foundation in Kylie', he said. Wicking Pad for dispersing water is made of a non-woven Polyester Plastic by area versus circumference
# icking Pad color is white. or red.
# Raised lip around the circle is divided by 1/6th and 1/3rd parts in 'a' and by octagonal arcs in 'b, protects rocks and gravel from loosening the pad so that the areas of those within are half those without chafing.