Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Astonishing photo of a UFO over Leominster

Bill Drummond

Daves words causes thoughts to flow into my restless mind with a new coating of leafy goodness. She has helped me to reconnect my levers to that area just behind Kwiksave, where the lads hang out with their cider.

I always look forward to writing about these thoughts from behind the curtain of the thing. Getting to know myself has been a wonderful experience, riddled with protractors, gasses, and a tiny glass horse called Peter. With her deep protuberances in my face, "I can See The Shape of You" really helps the council sort this sort of thing out. "Journey inside the Shape of You" is about a magic stick. It consists of a forward facing alignment. The best part about working through this journey is that I don't have to deal with that stench anymore. Etc.


  1. I haven't been here in a while to correct some of the inaccuracies perverted here. After much agonizing, scrutinizing and bastardizing, I have concluded that the photo is not of a UFOh, but rather of Michael Jackson's gall bladder. I have no idea how it ended up in Leominster, but it does have gaseous properties which cure the vapored levers of Gall and Liverham. Thought you might like to know.