Tim predicts a temple

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community, but residents of Kington know the signs all too well. Back when 'Chip shop Bob' first picked up a copy of "Tiptoe Thru The Tulips" [1] he could have been making a reference to Rodney from Gravel Hill Gardens and the dodgy fertiliser episode, but probably not. A society without fertiliser is like a society without a pair of legs, and we know where that sort of behaviour will get you.

He also told me that special care must be taken when attempting to sing a duet with yourself. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Edward Teddington Model (circa 1937).